Defense Lawyer: I'd like to call the prosecutor to the witness stand.
Prosecutor: Objection
Judge: This is completely out of bounds.
Defense Lawyer: Your honor, if you would just allow this for a minute...
Judge: Agreed.
(Prosecutor takes witness stand)
Defense Lawyer: Exactly which law is my client accused of breaking?
Prosecutor: The computer security and fraud act.
Defense Lawyer: And exactly how did my client break this law?
Prosecutor: He hacked into the NY Times and stole email addresses.
Defense Lawyer: You misunderstand me. I'm asking for you to describe exactly what actions were taken by my client to hack into the NY Times and steal email addresses, because I am not convinced that any so called hacking took place.
Prosecutor: Ernmmmm. Uh...
Defense Lawyer: Move for a mistrial your honor!