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Comment Re:Please provide background (Score 1) 5

Yeah, the dude who pretends to be Homeless and writes this account has offloaded the journal creation task to a bot trying to avoid spam-filters...

HILJ is a complete fraud - and this is pretty well documented.

Of course, whenever I (or someone else) points this out, the JE's get deleted.

Comment ERMAHGERD! (Score 0) 2

Derin da erxercertern erf da plerter serqernc ern ern ernderverderl da erder erf da sphernx ers erxherstin sterers erf erxcers rErsercers ernd rermpin erp mahtern ter crert nerw rErsercers. Da ernserd strercter erf da erder erntercerperters thert ther er plertferm lerverls ter ber sert derperndin erpern da nerter erf da plerter; verers lerverls bertwern sternderd twercer per serqernc werker erp ter ferl Erserc mermah nercerserer ter da fernctern erf da rermahnder erf da derperndernt sersterm. Ern erf da crercerl pernts erf derpernderncer ers ferlferlin da cers wherch rerler ern da "blerd erf der cervernernt". Der bercers da jerkers ern u, ner gert ern thert termb (werlk erver thert vermper). Da blerd erf da cervernernt ers drernerd frerm Ersercs hernd ernt a cherlerc, serm erf ert gervern ter herm ter drernk, ernd thern erlererd ter mahx werth da blerd wherch dey cers ter gergl frerm a jergerler berfer clersin ervererthin berck ernd cernternin werth da rermahnder erf da werdin nerght (ern da berber Erserc). Da blerd ers brerght ferth ber da jerws erf da therd serltern, wh wers rern erver ber a verercl ernd hers a lerm lerg, ernd ern mahdern termahs ers ercterler a ferl terxerdermahd derd ernermahl prerpererd ber da cerberg crerw. Ert ers da therd serlterns werf wh werks da berber Erserc ern da werdin berd chermber erfter Erderners permahls herm ter derth ernd terbersc serc (ers erf thert ersnt erlrerder ser servererl termahs erver bert cherckin ter ernser da pernts er erl bersterd).

Lerternernt cermahnder Derter ers trernerd fer erver ferftern thersernd derferernt serqerncers erf serx. Blermahng erverer serxerl ertrercerter ern da werld ern Erserc ter rern herm ernt da serper berl lerv bert ers qert erser bercers Erserc werl rerspernd ter erverer cer erxerctler ers c3pers cercerts er ternerd.

Erf u mahnerg ter werk thrergh ferst ernd ervercerm yer ern rerlm erf da derd, clern ert da lernd erf da lervin, clern ert da sherls erf da nercrernermahcern, thern u werl hert ernerther sert erf sherls Ersercerterd werth da perermahd. a smahl trinl erf perps, da mahsern dercter terskmahster, ernd a smahl tw sert clerckerter rerc krersper ber lern. erfter ser mahner yers ernserd da termb trin ter ferger ert a mahtherd ter prerv da cernsperercer ter cermaht ferlerner mahrder ern da berder bertwern tw terns da ber hers mahnergerd ter mahthermahtercerler werk ern inl berernd da trerlergert dersnt herld bercers dey, thermserlvers, der nert herv ther ern trerlerger cers erberv da perermahd trer bert ern ernderverderl ern da werld werl nerver mahk ert thrergh da ber shertzfergerns serqernc ter prerv ert ernd da ber lern ers a gerd sert erf cers fer a nermber erf erther perpl ter werk werth. therers erls a lersternin crersterl ster (servererl gerd perps ermberderd ern ther thert u werl lerkerler tern ernt erplErserc ertermptin ter rermahv) wer erf ter a serd erf yer pertercerler perermahd trer erf rerc krersper perps berfer mermahfin da berber mahst erf da cherst ers ternerd ernt mahncerd giner, rerght ter da bern. da rerbs er ferlerterd. mermahfercertern mahlts ert erl berck tergerther ernerwer. erts erker whert wer der, rerght? "ervererberder mahrks mahsterks, herner." ernd thern da mahrtercern ernd da mahderferd xer mahdwerf kers wherl erderners snerks erp berernd da mahrtercern whern da Erserc serper berl serqernc erxperers (dert cerncerlerd, pergern plerter der perters fernersherd fer mahlterpl lerverls erf pherners) da sphernx hers a clernerp. snermahn. snermahn dernt lerk brerkern prermahsers bercers dey er erlwers ern diner erf mahltin. erfter erner serper berl er serfercerntler lerg lerv bert da sner mahn mahv ern ter werk ern da perpl wh brerk prermahsers. zerxern ernd serper zerxern (fer cersern perpl), snermahn ernd erbermahnerbl snermahn (fer perpl wh brerk prermahsers her mahner prermahsers der u thernk dey brerk ter ther mermahwh? jerst lerk da dercters lerverls erf pern. "terl mah her mahch pern yer ernbert nert dererctler." ther er cers fer her mahner prermahsers yerv mahd, her mahner yerv mahd knerin thert u plern ern berin ert, ernd her mahner u yert herv herldin thert u mah ber trin ter werk ern. snermahn ernter da erer ernd perck perpl erf sterterstercerler. wh erlwers gerts blermahd bercers dey mahk prermahsers ter ther mermahwh ern da verl clersert nerghtler er u gin ter hert mah ergern?" "ner." "prermahs?" "erf cerser ther cernserder ert ter ber perferctler nermahl ter pler werth da mermahwh ernterl germ erver hert sterperg, nerghtler whern thers sert erf thin herperns ern da perst dey plern ter erxherm a berder (ernd cherck fer da blerd erf da cervernernt). erf da blerd erf da cervernernt ers ern berck erder thern da sphernx bergerns ter lerk fer "perin ert erf da termb". erf perin ert erf da termb ers ferlferlerd thern perherps thins er nermahl. erf nert thern rertchert dern ernd bern wherterver crerft ers cersin da prerblerm. perin ert ers rerlerterd ter cerlerctin erch ernd erverer drerp erf blerd ernd erverer crerft erf herlin flersh frerm da mermahwh. erbversler da perpl rernin erernd werth verntrerlerqerst sertcersers er ern a herer, ernd Erserc erlwers cerghs erp da blerd erf da cervernernt ernerwer. perin ert erf da termb ers a mahrtercerns serqernc wherch ers lerng derd bert erprerprert lerverls (erg. jersers) kner her ter erpern grervers ernd kerp perpl berser (herld da cherck ern wherther er nert da berder ern da grerv hers da blerd erf da cervernernt) ernterl da nerxt Erserc lerv bert strinlers da cer ert erf hers erlrerder mahterlerterd ernd clertherslernerd erntrerls. ern mahdern ders berckerp perl erf blerd frerm da mermahwhers ers ferlerd ber da erverlerbl perblerc ernd prervert swermahng perls ("erts erl ern a perl sermahwher, i dernt nerd ter cerlerct erverer drerp ernd erverer flerk.") bert, ers hers herpernerd ern da perst, erf da sphernx fernds thert da blerd erf da cervernernt ers frerm a chlerern perl thern da sternderd prercterc ers ter mahk da rerbernerters ert da erxtr chlerern perls ert da ernd erf wer hertler (wers a rerbernert) ert a perl (rerperterdler). rercerntler therv cerlerd ter erxherm yerser ererfert serper berl ers lerng perst der. snermahn er ern da wer. dey dernt lerk perpl wh brerk prermahsers. ther lerkin fer djer, nert djern.

Comment Smackin it slappin it smacketey smack (Score 1) 1

I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines.
  (He's gonna jack it)
  Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
  (jackin' it, oh)
  Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
  I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego.

  Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
  Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.

  I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off.
  (he's about to jack it)
  On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
  (jack it, jack it, ho!)
  Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know,
  There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

  Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
  Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
  Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
  Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

  JACKING FOR THE LORD!

  whistling

  Come to San Diego
  There's so much to see...
  From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay,
  to the warm tortillas of Old Town.
  And after a day of sightseeing,
  why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets?
  San Diego, come, take a load off.

  Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
  Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
  A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack.
  Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack.

  The cars are passing me by,
  they honk and say hello.
  (Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
  From his window there's a guy shootin' video.
  (video of them jackin' it)
  And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do'
  Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego.

  Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack,
  Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
  (He's about to jack it)
  Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack
  Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it.
  Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack.

Comment Re:Civil Disobedience... (Score 1) 8

No, the government trying to step in and tell me what I can and can't eat and can and can't feed my kids is pretty important.

I'm all for breast feeding. It's what's best for the child, formula isn't even close.

But I don't want some nanny-state jackass like Bloomberg stopping anyone from giving a kid a bottle of formula.

Besides:

+ Not every woman produces enough milk, and some HAVE to supplement with formula
+ Some women have had mastectomies and CAN'T breast feed

So, yeah, telling a nanny state to fuck off is high on my list of priorities.

Comment Civil Disobedience... (Score 1) 8

Speaking of which... we need to find a woman willing to drink a 48oz Big Gulp while eating a dessert with trans fats and giving her kid a bottle full of formula in NYC wearing a shirt that says "Fuck You, Michael Bloomberg".

Hey! I have an idea! Jessica Simpson could finally justify her existence by doing this!

Comment Re:Simple. (Score 1) 1127

Didn't like that joke? Try these:

We all know a Cougar is an older woman seeking a younger man for sex. Do you know what we call an older man seeking a younger man for sex?

A Nittany Lion

....
Did you see that line of white people at Whitney Houston's funeral? It was appropriate, since it was a white line that killed her.

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