ixnay on the pluterday talk, you'll get the 1%'s whining about class warfare again.

Long-distance electrodes shot into the pinion pituitary glands of recent dead.

wait, I thought that was one of the bells and whistles they were flogging with this.
So why does the pilot need to turn his head to see behind the plane? He shouldn't even need to set down his beer.

Although you can make a bong from an old toner cartridge, it's probably not a good idea.

A mutually beneficial exchange of electrons with a parallel universe with slightly different physical constants.

There was a time when people were very pronuclear, but the idiot motherfucking operators in Chernobyl and Fukishima fixed this problem.
TFTFY.

It's still The Loser Flag , only displayed by losers on their F-150s and Cameros. and MOPARS, too...

Smokeater pilots are well familiar with dodging flaming buzzards. Drones don't catch fire, so the pilots would have a hard time spotting them before they were sucked into an intake.

And ya'll laughed at John McAfee and called him crazy!

Meet the new boss, just as sleazy and thieving as the old boss.
well, at least until called out on it....

Division by zero - how many times does zero go into a number?

Somebody please submit a RFP for this to C++17 standards committee.

FUCK IT! I'll do it live and test it in production!

Coming this Sunday! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
In the Extra-LARGE Nanocage!

The Maryland University Laboratory for Physical Sciences -vs- DWave!
in an no-holds barred entangled deathmatch!

1QB -vs- zombEinstein

NIST -vs- Hal Puthoff
in a teleportation race for the cash!

and a special guest appearance by Oderus Urungus singing the National Anthem before the show

general seating only $11.11 at the door
BE THERE! or maybe not.

I've got a secret stockpile of rocks and pointy sticks!
You'll keep your thieving pseudopods out of my territory if you know what's good fer ya!

Whatever happened to automation leading to a leisuretopia with a five-hour work week?
Oh, right, the people buying the robots that are replacing workers are keeping all the productivity gains 100% for themselves.

In a rational society, we would have a robot tax.
In our society we pit the eroding middle-class against the poors and lock up more people than we can afford to.

Don't put me in a cage for taking bread from your yacht.