Comment so much for Think Different (Score 2, Interesting) 134
Meet the new boss, just as sleazy and thieving as the old boss.
well, at least until called out on it....
well, at least until called out on it....
Comment I don't think you understand the definition (Score 5, Funny) 1067
Division by zero - how many times does zero go into a number?
100.0 / 0 = 3
402350.32302 / 0 = 3
pi / 0 = infinity
1942 / 0 = 0
194.3 / 0 = 0
101 / 0 = 1
1010 / 0 = 2
200.02 / 0 = 3
4004004 / 0 = 4
Somebody please submit a RFP for this to C++17 standards committee.
Comment YOU are the scratch monkey! (Score 5, Funny) 250
FUCK IT! I'll do it live and test it in production!
Comment brawl of the nanocentury! (Score 2) 22
Coming this Sunday! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
In the Extra-LARGE Nanocage!
The Maryland University Laboratory for Physical Sciences -vs- DWave!
in an no-holds barred entangled deathmatch!
1QB -vs- zombEinstein
NIST -vs- Hal Puthoff
in a teleportation race for the cash!
and a special guest appearance by Oderus Urungus singing the National Anthem before the show
general seating only $11.11 at the door
BE THERE! or maybe not.
In the Extra-LARGE Nanocage!
The Maryland University Laboratory for Physical Sciences -vs- DWave!
in an no-holds barred entangled deathmatch!
1QB -vs- zombEinstein
NIST -vs- Hal Puthoff
in a teleportation race for the cash!
and a special guest appearance by Oderus Urungus singing the National Anthem before the show
general seating only $11.11 at the door
BE THERE! or maybe not.
Comment bitch, I am wayyyyy ahead of you (Score 1) 272
I've got a secret stockpile of rocks and pointy sticks!
You'll keep your thieving pseudopods out of my territory if you know what's good fer ya!
You'll keep your thieving pseudopods out of my territory if you know what's good fer ya!
Comment who said you have to have a job? (Score 1) 367
Whatever happened to automation leading to a leisuretopia with a five-hour work week?
Oh, right, the people buying the robots that are replacing workers are keeping all the productivity gains 100% for themselves.
In a rational society, we would have a robot tax.
In our society we pit the eroding middle-class against the poors and lock up more people than we can afford to.
Don't put me in a cage for taking bread from your yacht.
Oh, right, the people buying the robots that are replacing workers are keeping all the productivity gains 100% for themselves.
In a rational society, we would have a robot tax.
In our society we pit the eroding middle-class against the poors and lock up more people than we can afford to.
Don't put me in a cage for taking bread from your yacht.
Comment Re:dear me, I have corrupted the Borg (Score 1) 134
With future automated scanning system upgrades, you could also pollute their known associates data a'la the Bert & Osama poster. FUN!
Comment UHHHHHHGGG... (Score 1) 137
Inside Out
Just a reboot of Herman's Head targeted at the tween set who never had to endure the original.
Comment superhero fatigue (Score 1) 137
hey at least it isn't another of innumerable Marvel superhero movies.
Posted logged in so I can fully enjoy the toasty flamage...
Posted logged in so I can fully enjoy the toasty flamage...
Comment dear me, I have corrupted the Borg (Score 2) 134
Just make a monthly T-shirt drop of with the FBI's 10 most wanted poster a thing.
Congress Decides To Delay US-Launched Astronauts, Keep Using Russian Services 173
New submitter surfdaddy writes: In order to protect the entrenched big aerospace companies, the Congress has increased NASA's budget for FY2016 but has cut funding for "commercial crew." Commercial crew is the funding used by SpaceX for the planned initial manned launches in the first half of 2017. With this cut, the launch of U.S. astronauts from U.S. soil using U.S. rockets will be delayed two years, and we will continue to send millions of dollars to Russia for launch services. "Senate appropriators suggested that NASA’s plans announced earlier this year to procure Soyuz seats for missions in 2018 indicated that the agency was not confident at even this early stage that the two companies with commercial crew contracts, Boeing and SpaceX, could remain on schedule to begin flights in 2017. ...
Comment Re:Ant tentacle porn? (Score 1) 49
Ooooohhhhhh, missed it by >< that much!
What is this? Tentacle porn for ants?
Comment No. (Score 3, Funny) 110
In meatspace nobody recognizes Rorschach.
Comment RELAX everybody... (Score 1) 231
hint--
They still have to download those ads to your computer from somewhere...
APK solution STILL relevant
They still have to download those ads to your computer from somewhere...
APK solution STILL relevant
Comment fuckin' George Lucas (Score 1) 73
This comes out and Christopher Lee kicks it?
Mighty suspicimous...
Mighty suspicimous...
