Just make some glasses with some cryptic incantation on them, and all the sudden, WE'RE ALL FREE AGAIN!
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Conventional LASERs can't hit anything over the horizon, tactically they're useless. The Navy isn't stupid, therefore they've obviously secretly learned how to bend a multi-megawatt LASER beam. Maybe they've developed mirror-carrier drones.

HAN SHOT FIRST ....errr, I mean.... whether Deckard is a replicant is left AMBIGUOUS!

new patent = (existing process) x ["with a computer" | "on the internet" | "with a 3D printer" | "in a box" | "with a fox" | "via drone" | "in virtual reality" | "with methane micro-lasers" | "in an app" | "with more cowbell" | "with an AI" | "dipped in liquid nitrogen" | "using fiber optics" | "facilitated by nanobots" | "using MEMS" | "meme enhanced"]

So much for websites crying about AdBlock stealing food from their children's mouths.
Now AdBlock prevents shitbirds like this from benefiting from attempting to steal food from webmaster's children. Which makes it more better, right?


I would welcome AdBlock having some sort of micropayment sponsor system baked in where I could choose to support sites whose content I value. Twenty years of the web, and still nobody's figured how to make that shit work. Is Ted Nelson even still alive?

Send the bill to Samaritan , c/o Richmond Valentine

Be sure to complain about trend ridiculous spy movie plots failing to be as ridiculous as our current reality. Demand a full refund, and damages inflicted due to boredom.

Granted, controlled artificial volcanic eruptions are neater than the Illuminati spraying beryllium nanoparticles from 747s 24x7.
But if you don't have a orbital sunshade swarm at L1 and blackout Tuesdays, you're just not a power worth worrying about.

tinfoil is a homeopathic treatment and therefore is disallowed.

Wherethehell is IKANREAD when we need him?!

Easy, just have a review board, at least half of which are knowledgeable in the field which the patent is applicable to. Oh wait, we can't afford to pay for the shoddy system we currently have.

HOLY SHAZBOT!!
Why'd you have to go and bring that up?! At least we'll always have Big Bertha.

Damn, and here I was going to have some delivered to the Whitehouse.

Shouldn't he be typing that into Wolfram Alpha?

Hey! Watch where you're going! You almost hit us!

It seems like we have many smart people warning us about the dangers of AI. What's your opinion on the prospects?