Comment Re:In Future News... (Score 1) 119
+1, sick, sad future
Comment yes, that was a "Far Out Space Nuts" reference (Score 1) 53
Surely a rocket trying to come in for a soft landing and going splat! boom! can't be worse than blowing up on the pad during lunch.
Comment damn web "developers" (Score 1) 168
This is just
robots.txt
for flying pests.
Comment you can taste the fear (Score 1) 208
For some values of ethical. You do know Peeps are made from gelatin, and that's made from real, dead animals. You are on a site that's purported be host to a bunch of precisionist nerds, after all.
Comment can't pull the plug on him now, beeotches! (Score 1) 191
Oh great, now a virtual Steve Jobs will start skulking around, appearing in any nearby reflective surface.
Comment Re:X-23? (Score 1) 35
1. IXV in Roman Numerals is not 24. It's not even proper Roman numeral format.
2. I don't think I can ever accept a Frenchie as Col. Steve Austin.
2. I don't think I can ever accept a Frenchie as Col. Steve Austin.
HSBC Banking Leak Shows Tax Avoidance, Dealings With Criminals 129
An anonymous reader writes: Data in a massive cache of leaked secret bank account files lift the lid on questionable practices at a subsidiary of one of the world's biggest financial institutions. HSBC's Swiss banking arm did the following: Routinely allowed clients to withdraw bricks of cash, often in foreign currencies of little use in Switzerland; Aggressively marketed schemes likely to enable wealthy clients to avoid European taxes; Colluded with some clients to conceal undeclared "black" accounts from their domestic tax authorities; and provided accounts to international criminals, corrupt businessmen and other high-risk individuals. For its part, HSBC admits that it is liable for past transgressions but claims its practices have changed.
Comment 1... 2...5... 9... (Score 2) 309
6079 Smith W! Pay more attention.
Great, now my teevee is going to rat me out to my insurance company that I spend too much time sitting around and eating pizza.
Comment gotta stop procrastinating (Score 1) 55
That reminds me, I need to get that fire-starting robot project moving along!
Comment mmmm... that feels good... (Score 1) 212
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Damn dirty pervert interdimensional communist space ameobas.
Damn dirty pervert interdimensional communist space ameobas.
Comment Staples never had this problem (Score 1) 91
There's a ringing endorsement for your service, you need a "Help, I think this guy is gonna rape me" button.
Maybe they should only send female drivers for female clients. Nobody ever lies about who they are on the internet.
Maybe they should only send female drivers for female clients. Nobody ever lies about who they are on the internet.
Comment on Occulus Rift. In vomitVision(tm). (Score 1) 116
Why no ISS map for S.T.A.L.K.E.R., comrade ?!!!
Maybe that would be more like Descent.
I can't quite figure out how zombies got on the space station. Maybe somebody sends them some bath salts - tainted vodka ?
Maybe that would be more like Descent.
I can't quite figure out how zombies got on the space station. Maybe somebody sends them some bath salts - tainted vodka ?
Comment teacher failed it on common sense (Score 1) 101
This teacher should have told the students to label their instruments, with contact information, so the police could verify that you're not some disaffected madbomber type person before they blow up your camera.
Comment Home of the Brave (tm) (Score 3, Funny) 101
Georgians saw their shadow, six more decades of Jim Crow.
Comment apt name (Score 1) 50
"javascript"? "game"?
sounds like "Snail bait" to me.
sounds like "Snail bait" to me.
