Thud457 - Slashdot User

Comment e-split? iSplit? splitX? splittodyne? splitrotron (Score 1) 167

by Thud457 on Thursday November 06, 2014 @06:31PM (#48329247) Attached to: New Website Offers Provably Fair Solutions To Everyday Problems

too mny fckng vwls, shld hv calld it it splittr

Comment Re:Ha Ha Ha humorous (Score 1) 236

by Thud457 on Thursday November 06, 2014 @12:01PM (#48325777) Attached to: CNN Anchors Caught On Camera Using Microsoft Surface As an iPad Stand

Dr. Funk was a real person, who led a life most of us can only dream of and has a drink named after him. But I doubt he could fly.

Comment someone set us up the fish (Score 1) 28

by Thud457 on Wednesday November 05, 2014 @04:51PM (#48320643) Attached to: Pacific Northwest Lab's Sensor-Packed Fish Gauges Hydropower Facilities

Great, this is like the worst parts of "Runaway" and "Leonard Part 6". We're looking at weapons-grade dumph here. We'll need to recall Leonard Parker to defeat Dr. Charles Luther's evil plot to h@xx0r the robot fish to kill us all.
Dammit ScyFy, you better send me my royalties on this!

Comment our "brave pioneers" (Score 1) 165

by Thud457 on Tuesday November 04, 2014 @02:18PM (#48311505) Attached to: Some Virgin Galactic Customers Demand Money Back

A little dysentery never hurt anyone^W the species.

Comment purple squirrels are nonsense (Score 1) 574

by Thud457 on Tuesday November 04, 2014 @10:12AM (#48309247) Attached to: The Great IT Hiring He-Said / She-Said

Purple squirrels don't occur in nature. And a prime indicator that the person speaking is not a member in good standing of the reality-based community.

never saw a Purple squirrel ,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one

apologies to Gelett Burgess.

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple squirrel"â"
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!

Comment makes snese to me (sic) (Score 4, Funny) 574

by Thud457 on Tuesday November 04, 2014 @10:05AM (#48309191) Attached to: The Great IT Hiring He-Said / She-Said

"Pearl" developer == can take an irritating grain of sand and polish it until is has a shiny luster.

Comment Apple Computer -Going out of business for 38 years (Score -1, Offtopic) 430

by Thud457 on Monday November 03, 2014 @06:31PM (#48305201) Attached to: Russia Takes Down Steve Jobs Memorial After Apple's Tim Cook Comes Out

"Apple - gay to the core"

Comment Re:Underwater will face the same challenges as Tid (Score 1) 216

by Thud457 on Monday November 03, 2014 @03:45PM (#48303637) Attached to: Scotland Builds Power Farms of the Future Under the Sea

Robots.
Hundreds of barnacle-scrapping robots per unit.
Sounds like a business opportunity to me.

Awww crap, somebody else beat me to it.

Comment Re:Oh no! (Score 5, Funny) 216

by Thud457 on Monday November 03, 2014 @01:32PM (#48302331) Attached to: Scotland Builds Power Farms of the Future Under the Sea

Bah.
The real danger is these generators will extract all the energy from the tides and the Moon will crash into the Earth.

Comment holy Belgium! (Score 1) 104

by Thud457 on Monday November 03, 2014 @12:53PM (#48301905) Attached to: Chinese Hackers Mess With Texas By Attacking Fracking Firms

There's a awful lot of potty-mouth on this story....

Comment Re:Thanks Obama! (Score 2) 98

by Thud457 on Wednesday October 29, 2014 @12:31PM (#48261831) Attached to: Hackers Breach White House Network

The Powerpoint Ranger creed

Discussion of the US Military's love of PPT on Edward Tuft's site. "Mustaches for everyone!" -- actual quote

Comment kids LOVE bloody BDSM! (Score 1) 451

by Thud457 on Tuesday October 28, 2014 @05:40PM (#48255725) Attached to: Ken Ham's Ark Torpedoed With Charges of Religious Discrimination

post apocalyptic much? wait, the one in Orlando's still going...

And if God wants a themepark, why does he need tax incentives from Caesar ?

Comment shaka, when the walls fell (Score 1) 179

by Thud457 on Tuesday October 28, 2014 @05:16PM (#48255473) Attached to: FTC Sues AT&T For Throttling 'Unlimited' Data Plan Customers Up To 90%

Homer at the Frying Dutchman,
dreams shattered.
R.i.P. Lionel Hutz, hero of the everyman.

Comment once every three years we get a story (Score 1, Informative) 162

by Thud457 on Tuesday October 28, 2014 @04:55PM (#48255223) Attached to: OpenBSD Drops Support For Loadable Kernel Modules

WTF /. !!! The url says bsd.slashdot.org, but the theme isn't red anymore. Just another casualty to OMG beta! I presume.

Comment BOO! TERR'ISTS! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! (Score 1) 339

by Thud457 on Tuesday October 28, 2014 @09:39AM (#48250211) Attached to: LAX To London Flight Delayed Over "Al-Quida" Wi-Fi Name

what, no clever copyeditor threw out "BROWN TROUSER TIME AT LAX" ?

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