What do you a call a guy with no arms and no legs in orbit?

no, really, I want to hear your punchlines...

Maybe it was a bad idea to name it the Flaminia.

That's gonna look like you're driving around with an 8-track in there in ten years.
Oh, wait, people aren't supposed to keep cars that long any more.

You overlooked the worst catastrophe of the Biodome experiments - Pauly Shore escaped.

here I thought they were referencing this "real-life" event.

Seriously, the script writers on this reality are the lowest form of hack. Demand better.

Are you colour blind?!! From the very map you cite, it looks like an even break between red & blue states.

With the exception of a few states, this looks more like a Western (non-coastal) state thing.
Western : Montana, Wyoming, Utah, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas.
Plus a scattered handful : Arkansas, Louisiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Kentucky, Alabama, Virginia, South Carolina, Maine, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey & Delaware.

Actually, I would be interested in seeing you input 1MW into a block of concrete. Got a youtube link?
In the meantime, ob. fun bideos

The Skinkworks is where the lizardmen work (S4). Do you even tinfoil, bro?

Avoid people projectile vomiting or with explosive diarrhea .
And Texas Presbyterian hospital.

It used to be back during the days when terrestrial broadcast television was king, that the FCC mandated that stations produce a certain % of public service programming. That's the reason we ever had television news reporting in the first place. Or educational kids shows that weren't just half-hour commercials for the latest toys and sugary breakfast cereals.

Then we went to cable, which doesn't have the same regulation, removing the public service programming mandate. From that point everything was driven purely by the capitalistic profit motive.

So instead of filling the multiple 24 hour news channels with thoughtful, in-depth reporting, we've got CNN screaming OMGWTF every five minutes trying to grab attention.

See, the Invisible Hand makes everything better. Do not blaspheme the hand.

OMGWTFROFLOLBBQ! Reuters doesn't have a science correspondent. I didn't know they were headquartered in Texas.

Things must really be bad for them to be releasing the "alien" technology from the skinkworks.

Notice to capsule-jackers : Cosmonauts pack heat
Not sure if badass or crazy...

But then, Americans put bear in escape capsule....


Maybe wait for the arrival of the first Antariksha yaatri before attempting to engage in interplanetary space piracy.

If he really has a device that works as advertized, he doesn't need investors. He needs a really big laser to hook it up to and suitable ninja-proof volcano to house it.

-- Thomas Edison, I think