How long before someone launches a class action lawsuit against EA/DICE?

As any serious diver will tell you, generally speaking, a shark sighting is a cause for excitement and anticipation, not panic. Leave them alone, and they'll generally leave you alone.

Unless there's ominous cello music playing in the background.

Finally, I can automate my production of D6s/D20s with all the 1's rolled out of them.

And will this game cost $6m to make?

I'll get me coat...