[...] to a date with pizza [...]
/. -- where guys date pizza,
> if (a = b) assigns the contents of b to a and executes the code following if b 0. Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?
There are indeed times it is useful but I 100% agree, using the _same_ syntax as assignment was full retard.
The same syntax as what exactly? = is just assignment, nothing else.
They should of used:
You should of used "have". And your proposal is utter crap.
At the moment before the Big Bang
That's not a meaningful thing to say. Time began with the Big Bang (as per the standard model).
It's like asking what's 1m to the north of the north pole
Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.