Did someone make a helicopter out of her corpse? If so, post the link. If not - gtfo.

The only thing disturbing about that is how disturbingly awesome it would be.

After staring at women's vaginas all day, I'd sure hope he manages to take a couple of them on dates before he's 34.

No, its energy levels were over 9000!!!1one!

More like silicone. Anatomically correct silicone...

Other, other white meat? More like the original white meat. Just avoid the liver and brain, I hear... brain due to prions, and liver because we humans tend to kick our liver's ass and they accumulate toxins - you really don't want to eat all that shit.

I'm afraid all I can see when I look at that picture is this.

It's just lucky we humans aren't that tasty. Oh - wait...

And you haven't?

You thought I believed you?

Wrong, it is not only funny it is fucking hilarious.

You are a sick person and should be shot. Then your cats should be shot, if they can't be moved to 6 different homes with owners who will be able to properly care for them. I am absolutely serious.

No human should be allowed to have more than 3 cats in a normal-sized home. You don't need a cat harem.

What does what I do to dogs have to do with anything?!

Whatever it is, it probably doesn't involve staring at a woman's vagina as it is subjected to the most unsexy thing possible.

Sounds like he's all set to lose his virginity at age 34.

We did?

They are?

I've read lots of books. Lots of them had glaring mistakes. And if you think "dead-tree version" is offensive, go hump someone's leg or something.

Hey, no need to be so specific. "Bodily waste" was plenty.

Maybe you could use pirated IBM software to keep track of the people you haven't killed yet.