I know! We should help clean up space junk by blowing it up and launching it out of orbit with a laser or catching it with a giant net or any of the other proposed junk cleanup methods. If they want to call it junk, that's the space equivalent of leaving it on the curb. Now it's public domain for the snatching!

This just in: no voting drive EVER in the history of the universe has been neutral and unbiased.

The magic rule of anonymity on Tor is don't go to websites that will actively attempt to use code to find out who you are....oh and don't log in as your actual first and last name on the worst website for privacy on the entire internet. That's probably a rule too.

You can't prove someone will make it as an NFL or NBA player and they typically have a gigantic student loan if they weren't one of the lucky ones to get a full ride on an athletic scholarship.

I think that dark matter is made of a yet to be discovered material called math-errorium. You'll never guess why it hasn't been discovered yet.

Something nice about it....okay, Windows 8.1 didn't implement it :-P

Most astronomers lack the basic concept of object permanence that most babies have. If you can't see it because no light is shining on it, that doesn't necessarily mean it doesn't exist. Similarly, if the ball rolls behind the couch, it has not vanished from existence.

Juuuust kidding. They're not stupid, they're just liars who made up dark matter to pander for research grant money so they can keep their job since their useless degree won't get them one elsewhere.

Last time I ran a bandwidth meter under heavy netflix usage, I have 200GB in one month. So I'd get taxed $124 for using netflix, lol. I wonder if the PM of Hungary even knows how computers work or how to send an e-mail. He seems like that level of idiot.

Well, researchers just discovered that for the last 5 years, she's been hosting a show on CSPAN. She recently confirmed it to the two viewers on the latest episode. There were zero for all previous airings.

Once you factor in the aliens, the fact that she was and undercover secret nazi, dark matter, quantum stuff, other dimensions, and the fact that the entire world is a simulation, it makes perfect sense.

I really don't care. When it he going to openly admit that he's running Apple into the ground and he's a know-nothing idiot who shouldn't be in charge of a company that size. THAT is what we're all waiting for.

I heard NPR say word for word that a travel ban would make it logistically impossible to get supplies to those countries. Riiiight, because I usually take an entire medical tent as a carry on when I fly commercial to West Africa. You're right. It's idiotic.

That ridiculous convert box pisses me off too. I have the Windows 7 DVR program that works great...over the air! I have a tuner that's digital capable but ohhhh wait, Time Warner encrypts their stupid digital channels. They legally have to give me a free box until late 2015 due to an FCC ruling relating to the "you can't force customers to buy a tuner" law. But who care?! The box uses an infrared-controlled internal tuner. My computer can't tell it to change the channel. That means my "DVR" is useless. If I want a functioning DVR, I have to rent one from them for like $400/yr or some BS like that.
I cancelled cable and went with Netflix and Hulu.

You forgot the 24-7-365 task of find groups, find the craziest mother fucker in that group, put them on TV to make the group look like loonies.

"We take the security of our users' information extremely seriously, but in this particular case, you're all screwed!"