http://boingboing.net/2009/10/06/funktionide-hints-at.html

"Designer Stefan Ulrich has come up with what could be an early prototype of a real body pillow girlfriend. He calls it Funktionide, an "emotional robot" that changes form depending on how you hold it. Combined with advanced robotics, this could yield something that is soft, cuddly, humanoid, and capable of intelligent conversation. Yes, and it breathes"

Is now booking flights on its new breakthrough space ship to fly at some unknown flight in the future.
Tickets are set at the breakthrough price of $50,000 US and must be paid in full in advance to my personal offshore bank account.

Profit !!

"You do not have to look to the outer edges of the solar system, or even out beyond Neptune to observe a reservoir of comets. A bevy of the ice-containing bodies lies disguised as main-belt asteroids between Mars and Jupiter, claim astronomers from the University of Hawaii, US."

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn8887--clandestine-comets-found-in-main-asteroid-belt.html

Well... scientists want to land on asteroids and comets and figure out how to change their course to protect earth, this would be a good way to experiment with that and kill two birds with one stone. A comet is a large ice cube so to steer it would require just a heater that is moveable.

Toss a small comet at mars to thicken atmosphere.

Land on Phobos and repel down on ropes !! :D

Toxic ? hydrogen and oxygen ? Toxic ?
put oxy in the hydrogen and hydrogen in the oxy and create water :\
no moar Toxic.

Why dont everyone just switch to metric time and get it over with :|

Sooo.... are all the people that viewed the video and have it cached on their hard drives guilty of possession of child porn or a depiction thereof ?

K... arrest all those individuals also or its not fair... I mean... they are obviously pedophiles if they viewed it right ?

Your Honour, he touched me in a sexual way !!

I can see the alternative generating wealth in the form of lawsuits.

hmmm... maybe I should just suck on a 9 volt battery while I am studying :/

K... I just cut the cord off a lamp... somerone talk me through this O.O

Sites that force me into ads also force me to never visit them again. Usually sites like that have nothing that interests me anyway.

how long before hackers jailbreak this thing so you can upload your own code and/or virus ?

Are you volunteering for the beta testing ? :P

Then sue because there was no warning label. :/