I crap on all slashdotters, and they eat my cum.
You are all cunts, and dick-like pieces of shit

And this answers the magic question about why I use goatse despite the fact that slashdotters are used to it...

Besides, here is my up-to date food list:
(Today I hit a jackpot, with 150 victims on these two links alone and a lot of food):

Favorites:
"It's because of Assholes like you that I can no longer trust URL shorteners"
"Ugh. Goatse. NSFW. Asshole (poster and picture, both)."
"You fucker" - "I had the same thought as you. What a fucking asshole. The link is nsfw."
"Death to all assholes - Let's put you first into the guillotine"
"I hope you die in a fire before you are old enough to contaminate the gene pool."
"You're a fucking douchbag." - "That is the most accurate comment yet"
"Thanks, I'm reading slashdot in class like a good student and just got tubgirl'd."
"Can someone make a fucking goatse blocker firefox plugin please? This is pissing me off now."
"Seriously ... new account to post that ... what a douche!"
"Asshole... Ginormous asshole, in fact."
"It would be more interesting if I had a piece of pipe and your face, in close proximity so I could smash your face beyond recognition,"
"Ugh. Goatse. You asshole."
"Really? Are you not tired of this yet?"
"Posting your picture online again?"
"I did not even bother to look, but this same idiot has been doing this for weeks now. Fuck off asshole."
"Stop giving the troll lulz! It's like a catnip to them!"
"Didn't click it, but the magic 8-ball says goatse."
"I am sick and tired of that crap on /. "
"Fucking troll, do not click there"
"Better than you, you arse bandit."
"You can't actually expect the Slashdot users to actually know enough not to respond to a goatse troll, right ?"
"What a retard..... enough said...."
"The fuck is a goatse? it's some dude pulling his arse open."
"Bravo teeny bopper. You're a really mature mother fucker (or do you prefer father fucking? Damn you homo erotic shittter)."
"Wait! I think I hear your mommy calling to give your tongue a good soap washing. And maybe she'll execute you too"

Emotion:
"i WAS eating lunch you ass!"
"Oh dear god my eyes. Haven't seen THAT awful image in a while."
"My eyes are burning... argh! Damn you!"
"MY EYES... dude i am at work here "S "
"WARNING: Don't click on the parent's link! Damn goatse! The first I experienced, no less.
"You fucking piece of shit!" , "You sorry piece of shit." , "You cunt.", "Fuck you."
"I hate your guts."

Philosophy:
"Why the sudden coordinated campaign for Goatse? Is someone making money off this?"
"You're right, this is the most coordinated troll campaign in a long time. Multiple accounts, multiple pages."
"Urgh...dammit, am I the only one thinking the goatse trolls are getting worse lately than they have been in the past five years?"
"Who found a way to monetize goatse at this late date? If we got half the effort of that campaign on real stuff we'd all have better software by now."
"Boy Goatsex is out in force today... - Every topic is littered with them..."

Admiration:
"You are one dedicated troll."
"Well played, sir. Well played."
"A link that redirects to a page containing goatse? How clever of you!"
"Congrats. It's been a long time since I saw goatse."
"Thank you for that informational link"
"Interesting use of Data URLs for Goatse linking."

Misc:
"Watching second monitor, there was something wrong with the other screen. Control + w. Phew..."
"Could not someone at slashdot write a small script to blacklist url's that have been flagged troll? I'll do it if you pay me a slave wage..."
"Parent should be modded down. Link is NSFW and mentally scarring."
"Just post the damn url, i'm not going to click on a tinyurl link and get goatse'd or something.."
"Goatse URL - Haven't seen that guy in a while"
"Someone please mod this guy down... Don't click his link."
"I tried to post warnings about the goaste loving jerk yesterday but was modded into oblivion as a karma whore"
"Mod to -1, please. this guy is an 'asshole'.... (yes, you guessed it)"
"Can we start banning people who post that hiding it behind a url shortening link like goo.gl?"
"Don't click the link! Goatse wannabe."
"Doh! One has to also recognize data urls. *sigh*"
"That's somewhat clever, but some of us do know what base-64 encoding is."
"Danger, goatse"
"Can you not afford normal entertainment?"
"Hey family! Come look! They're opening the Google Talk client! Now, click here......"