Dude, if that ain't an understatement. Not only are you not gay, I'd wager you're not even mildly jovial.
Does it make sense that we would elevate the creation of an interpreted C variant to the level of invention? It reminds me of a self-promotor type who was bending my ear with the tale of how his team "invented an XML" - meaning, they came up with an XML spec for their data.
So, essentially it has nothing to do with facts to you, but rather image. I guess they just need to call it Bitcoin 13.04.
Leave him alone. He's mindless. It's not his fault.
Oh, for Pete's sake. Stop RTFA! How do you expect this circle jerk to maintain itself when you keep polluting this thread with your "facts" and "reason"? Jerk.
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.