Cannons, chainsaws, swords... Feh, that's nothing. I was on a flight recently where some terrist tried to get on board with 16 ounces of shampoo!!! Luckily, the alert and quick-thinking TSA guardians of public safety caught him before he could cause any gory deaths.

Just put Sony batteries in them.

So, that's like the early Ramones? All the songs 2 minutes and 30 seconds long, three chords max?

Agreed. Wake me when they're called "matter compilers".

Because with many diseases, people are contagious before they are recognizably symptomatic? Or are you suggesting that unvaccinated people should go out in public crying "UNCLEAN!"?

We're talking about C. You want the zeroeth post.

They'll end up paying twice the difference in bribes to state and local politicians and bureaucrats. Functionaries in India go to sleep DREAMING they lived in Texas. Illinois governors dream that when they get out of prison they'll get elected in Texas.

Interesting. I always thought The Singularity was what happened when you opened too many windows with too many tabs tabs in Firefox.

* After initial promo period, regular deadliness applies.

That's what killed the party reptiles.

Nah. It looks more like an ovum. ..... OMG! That's why we're not supposed to land there!

Please don't bring logic and engineering to the discussion, we're busy blaming liberals and environmentalists for resisting another corporate handout. After all, it's the "envirwackos", not the NIMBY soccer moms and the timid capitalists keeping us from having a shiny nuclear plant on every block. We NEED to be spending public money to "upgrade" privately-owned, already-amortized and obsolete coal plants to inefficiently burn natural gas. It's a Christmas miracle!

That isn't "long grass"! Those are pine trees! Run for your lives!

Holy shit! That's some really impressive natural language processing! Now I have a new toy for the afternoon. Thanks!

Anybody know what "39 times the size of Manhattan" is in football fields?