script-kitty

I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done.



Best. Pun. Evar. On. Slashdot.

'cat' doesn't care what the input is, it just spits it to standard out. :)

In my experience, $CAT prefers to spit to errout, especially if I've crossed her...

I can haz internetz?

I'm sorry, birds are the showiest class on the planet. Any theory about how they went from ~160Kg to ~1Kg in (only) 50 million years needs to have a healthy dose of sexual arms race to be plausible.

Why a duck? Why not a chicken?

honk

Well, at least SOMEBODY got it.

Why a duck? Why not a chicken?

PROS:
Lets you live forever
Gives great blow jobs
Makes you wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice

CONS:
Sony

Looks like the CONS trump all the PROS.

Well played. I think yours is the funniest in the thread. And tooooo true.

Actually SpecificationFormal($PHP) automagically converted $PHP to Perl and returned false. No-one is sure WHY, but that's the way it works.

Unfortunately, it's written in PHP, so there's some disagreement about WHAT is says.

Like Microsoft laying off 18,000 and simultaneously arguing for more H1B visas?

Who's going to read to the athletes and rappers?

Actually, since it was Lincoln's position that the South seceded illegally, then yes, they WERE killing their own citizens.

I'm old enough to remember Nasser and the 7-day war, and Israel's 1982 invasion of Lebanon and the resulting mess it caused, even to this day. For forty years I've been shaking my head at Israeli intransigence. Eventually, maybe someone will come forward in Israel who realizes that "give us everything WE want up front, and then we'd perhaps be willing to sit down and talk about and maybe even consider what YOU want" isn't really an effective first-offer negotiating position.

I will cheerfully admit that Israel has a right to exist, and to defend itself. However, it seems that every time they "go over the line defending themselves" they end up occupying territory that didn't formerly belong to them, and never leaving, which only further exacerbates an already powder-keg situation.

I'll also cheerfully admit that everyone in that part of the world is fucking nuts, driven by religious extremism and centuries-old resentments, and completely immune to reason or compromise.

The real "Israeli" problem is the propaganda war that conflates the Israeli government and the Jewish people, and the world has been falling for this transparent trick for 70 years.

What a load of contemptible, ignorant, anti-Semitic bullshit.

Criticizing Israel's actions is no more anti-Semitic than criticizing an African nation's actions is racist. You sound like the people who claim "racism" every time somebody says something negative about Obama.

These shitheads brought this all down on themselves. But the defective Muslim mind...

LOLOLOL

"These [Jew] shitheads brought this all down on themselves. But the defective Jew mind..."
Now that would be anti-Semitic.