I know, right? I wonder how Slashdot even got anyone from Dice to even notice them, much less do a full, informative, in-depth interview about cutting-edge technology!

We don't care. Nobody cares but other audiophile dick-wavers, and they're looking down their noses at your model numbers, and complete lack of a Faraday cage in your listening room.

Computers have pooped on me LOTS of times.

Done, saved you a long and pointless narrative.

Where were you for all those Bennett Hassleton articles?

But our work isn't finished. Now that we've gotten Pluto kicked off the list of planets, we need to get fucking Plutonium off the Periodic Tale of Elements.

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I didn't say you were paranoid, you must have imagined that.

And note that writing unreadable/unmaintainable code is an aspect of the *coder*, not the language.

That's the funniest thing I've read today. We're talking about a language that has 82 ways to say a = a + 1, 81 of which are completely, gobbletygookly incomprehensible (and look like cartoon swearing) to the average (non-brain damaged) programmer. The FACT is, the language is deliberately designed to reward the cuteseypoo "I (self) graduated from VisualBasic, and I'm WAY cleverer than the rest of you", combined with the "this is a contract job, and I've never ever ever had to maintain somebody else's code" effect, produces the worst, most unreadable, most unmaintainable code on the planet. Get the average Perl programmer, point a .357 magnum at their heads, and ask them to modify something they wrote six months ago, and watch the bloody hilarity ensue.

Fear; fear and surprise; fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency! Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Umm, I'll post again.

That has GOT to be the most trollish post I've ever ever ever read here. You have NO IDEA how Slashdot works, do you?

I am altering the deal; pray I do not alter it any further.

Apple and Microsoft control their own update process on all platforms; Google does not. It's the individual carriers who are getting in the way of Android updates.

Oh come on. They're going to be regulated by the ultra-strict US banking regulations. Those poor bankers can't get away with ANYTHING.

Trust me, when the Disney execs get done with it, there will be more than enough princesses.

Could you be more ... specific?