Submission Summary: 0 pending, 47 declined, 1 accepted (48 total, 2.08% accepted)
Submission + - Microsoft Vista Upgrade Decision Flowchart
briggsb writes: Tech satire site BBspot has created a hilarious flowchart that should help anybody still deciding whether to upgrade to Vista. Anybody from the novice user to the expert can use this easy to follow chart and take thinking out of the decision process. In other Vista news here is possibly the worst Vista headline ever and some we didn't see.
Submission + - iPod Vs. Zune Smackdown
BobTheKnob writes: Ipod Vs. Zune and this time it's hilarious. BBspot cuts through all the marketing BS and compares the MP3 players on superfluous qualities that really matter like domain names, curative properties and a virtual coin flip. In less humorous news here's five ways the Zune may kill the iPod.
Submission + - College Professors to Be Replaced by Apple's iProf
briggsb writes: Maybe this is one of the new products Apple will be announcing on 9/12. From the story: "Steve Jobs announced the release of Apple's iProf line of computers which will replace human professors in college classrooms. These computers use advanced artificial intelligence algorithms and patented Internet searching techniques to create and deliver lectures for various subjects." Sure it's a joke, but it probably won't be long before every trace of human interaction is removed from education.
