Friends don't let friends drink Pepsi X.

"Sometimes", said the little frog.
"I'd wish I was a bus."

I finally found something else in my ear! AND!!! what's more important, I decided to change that logo thingy to the right of this journal entry

Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning
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Oh frettled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with myblurglecruncheon, see if I don't!