It's actually far worse than just Forbes... . He writes a blog for the NYTimes (christ its tech coverage is crap), Huff Post and he is a talking head on various business shows. And some sort of conman ... er, I mean, motivational speaker. The guy makes a living talking, but not actually doing much else.

Oh Hi Jeff.

Maybe he can't get a date because he's a creep? Please Google "Nice guys of OKCupid." Look at the women who actually commented on his post: http://webcache.googleusercont... It's the same error as always: correlation != causation. The guy isn't actually a techie, but a manager (overhead), who has no credentials whatsoever: http://resume.jeffreifman.com/

I understand that this was meant to be a joke, and I find it funny. But if only it worked that way. Sure it's a bunch of guys, but they're still mostly all straight, which does me no good. Might as well go live at Wellesley College.

I can barely make sense of what this person is saying. Did you attend a bootcamp for sentence structure, punctuation and grammar?

Thank you. I would think the current editors pay a little more attention... Is this the new Slashdot? Have I been away for so long?

And in about 20 years, it will make it into the REHL derivative my company uses... sigh.

Google.... is your friend.

Cute headline, anon, but it's kinda misleading and reeks of BuzzFeed's desperate "read me!" attempts.

I've done PHP for 10 years, and then switched to C#, and I'm never looking back. EVER. Not only is the language shit, but look at the implementation: http://use.perl.org/use.perl.o... If the value of the variable is larger than INT_MAX .... do this... there we go, overflow averted... -_-

I don't think a new domain will prevent stupid mistakes like this: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/14/citigroup_website_hack_simple/ In short, Citibank's website was "hacked" by changing the account number in the URL. Account numbers exposed via GET requests.

Sooo... "Need to eavesdrop on someone? There's an app for that." And I make this joke as an iPhone user who got the 4S the first week it was out, so please, no "Apple hater" accusations.

FireSSH is better. The client runs locally on your machine through FF. No server plugin required. And you don't have to worry about the server hosting the HTML5 frontend going down with FireSSH, unlike this Gate One's 404 and 500 errors.

Uhh. Yes, RIFT is doing quite well and is preparing to release a new major patch.