Link leads to a virus. You have been warned.
No it doesn't, it leads to what it says, the winhelp2002.mvps.org site's host file page. Oh, yes, you're AC, the easy, cowardly way to troll!
Don't FOSS developers have wives, grandmothers, and kids?
For that they'd have to have sex - you know, like with another person.
Do people in LA actually call their subway "the Metro"?
The MTA's trains are named after colors. Most run above ground, but the subway is called the Red Line. Unless it's the Purple Line, although that still gets called the Red Line a lot.
I take my chances with free market, at least it is not going to push the world into another war.
Yes, because two media moguls would never twist news coverage to force a government into a war it didn't want just to feed their circulation rivalry.
Bryan with a y is gay and would get along perfectly with bmo because of your obsession with balls.
Bryan with a Y is my mother's maiden name and a perfectly valid spelling of the Irish name. It's the same name as Brian, Brien, or any other spelling and is named after the first high king of Ireland. Furthermore, I'm gonna say Anonymous Coward is gay because AC is short for, oh, say, Anally Content.
2+2 is more than 5 for extremely large values of two
... and extremely small values of five
I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.