There's a slight difference between "amateur hobbyist" and "privately funded company".

Use an ad blocker, kids.

You build race cars, we build family sedans, mmkay?

Bzzzt! wrong. If I trust you, I will verify your work. If I don't trust you, I won't even bother to look at it.

Trust is about honesty, not about infallibility.

I thought it was a limerick.

How do you know it's a storage device? Because it looks like one? Could it be a programmable HID perhaps?

I think the last OS with autorun enabled by default was Windows XP.

It was fun while it lasted.

printf("Copied %n file%s\n", n_files, n_files > 1 ? "s" : "");

There are languages with more than two grammatical numbers. There are languages that use different word order with different numbers. You need to redesign your simple and easy printf statement to accommodate them, and the outcome is bound to be anything but simple and easy.

How much is this in bushels per acre?

50g? Ridiculous. Start with 1/10th of that.

Both Coca-Cola and Pepsi do make real cane sugar drinks. You just need to know where and when to look for them.

Not sure about causation, but correlation is here.

1 km altitude? Sure, that will work. Just need to tell the engineers that whoever crashes the satellite into a mountain, pays for it out of his own pocket.

Ice is white... when not covered by dust.

Mod parent up, now.

Ein Desktop, ein Distro, ein Operatingsystem!

If you want that, you know where to find it.