Comment ReactOS... (Score 0) 387
...the Duke Nukem Forever of Open Source operating systems...
Comment But.... (Score 0) 428
Does it run Linux?
Ba-dump-bump!
(ducks from flying shoes)
Comment Re:Problems (Score 0) 169
A Stonecutter would know that the REAL number to dial is 9-1-2.
Comment I dunno... (Score 0) 141
...gore never got in the way of enjoying Close Range!
Comment Now I can play M.U.L.E. on the go! (Score 0) 145
Irata, here I come!
Comment Get the experience now if you can. (Score 0) 834
5 years of experience and a BA/BS on your resume/CV will be much more valuable than a 30 year old man/woman with 7-8 years of schooling and only a couple of internships or part time jobs.
From what I've seen (11 years experience, BS, working on my MBA part time), a masters will really only help if you're looking to jump into management. I was able to get into a management position by virtue of pursuing my MBA, along with my broad range of experience. Heck, my company is even paying for the MBA.
Later, if you decide you want to get into a management position, you can always go back to school for a MS or MBA.
Comment Re:They should release the Duke Nukem Forever side (Score 0) 565
They should release the old Duke Nukem Forever side scroller game that was only a beta and was to come out after duck nukem 3d.
Duck Nukem 3D...
"I'm here to quack ass and chew bread crusts. And I'm all out of bread crusts..."
Submission + - QuickPWN Apple Store App Revealed Then Removed
An anonymous reader writes: You may have gotten a glimpse of QuickPWN App in the Apple iTunes Store a couple days ago but it was apparently quickly removed from the store after Apple received some bad publicity around it. QuickPwn, as many of you know is the software that allows you to bypass Apple's protection on the iPhone to install non-official applications and programs on the iPhone and iPod Touch. How did it make its way onto Apple's Apps Catalog and why would they be promoting such an application?
Submission + - Nagios is Forked (computerworlduk.com)
Glyn Moody writes: "Forks are an important feature of free software: they ensure that projects stick close to their users. But they are also a danger, since they can split the developer community. That makes forks a rare event, and the following announcement rather exciting: "A group of leading Nagios protagonists including members of the Nagios Community Advisory board and creators of multiple Nagios Addons have launched ICINGA — a fork of Nagios, the prevalent open source monitoring system." So were they right to fork, and will Nagios, Icinga — or both — flourish in the long run?"
Submission + - "Green bacteria" for harvesting light ener (phenomenica.com)
goran72 writes: "An international team of scientists has determined the structure of the chlorophyll molecules in green bacteria that are responsible for harvesting light energy, which one day could be used to build artificial photosynthetic systems.
http://www.phenomenica.com/2009/05/light-energy.html"
Comment Obligatory Kent Brockman reference... (Score 0) 1505
Krusty the Clown has been arrested for tax avoision...I don't say evasion, I say avoision.
Comment Wow. (Score -1, Troll) 236
This. Looks. Terrible.
For the love of dog, fanboys, not everything needs to be Manga-fied.
Otaku of the world, go back to your mom's basement.
Worst. SQL. Book. EVER.
Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1, Offtopic) 429
...stem cells would kill you!
Like KGB!!
(insert braying Yakov laugh here)
America! What a country!
Thank you, I'll be in Branson forever!
Comment Re:Happy Ubuntu-Day, everyone! (Score 5, Funny) 620
Intratube Police: A
Comment Re:Did any one else read that as... (Score 0) 201
Embiggen:
http://ghill.customer.netspace.net.au/embiggen/
