And it gave me this in the first row of images (probably NSFW...but then again this whole thread is)

I still received a fresh helping of titties so google isn't broken, they just want to sabotage and betray you so hard that you won't care about titties anymore.

P.S. I know the pic is of a slashdotter. REVEAL YOURSELF!!

P.P.S The people who are being modded insightful for whining that this is censorship ought not to be, because they aren't.

Hand in your nerd card.

If I blew a billion dollars I'd get fired.

Just saying.

Holy mother of god.

But you can type? You're really desperate to use the "insensitive clod" line aren't you?

I think this is some nerds idea of a joke.
The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing You Read Was The Last Thing

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

Romney is famous for flip-flopping. Even if someone told him he lost, he thinks he won. And he did. That's the beauty of not taking a stance and not taking NO for an answer. God bless you Romney. God bless us all. (Except the gays)

You're the type of idiot I snap my fingers at.

I "belong" to this generation. If there isn't a pause in the conversation for them to read some inane text saying "whats up gurlll", or I'm actively talking and they pull out their windows phone (just kidding) I'll snap my fingers to get their attention. If they have the attention span of a three year old and do it again they're wasting my time and I'll leave them to their angry birds.

If you're a dick I have no problems being a dick right back. They might not like having their faults pointed out and I don't enjoy doing it but some people deserve it every now and then.

I know who I'd vote for in this election.

This is stupid and pervy overall, but offering to show it to another CUSTOMER? Can't get much dumber than that.

As the only owner of highly trained squirrels in the country I've had bad experiences working with Californian law enforcement and refuse to do business with them again.

They can try to get some squirrel worker visas from India or the Philippines, but the paperwork is absolutely atrocious and the squirrels only speak broken english. I wish them the best though.

Why yes I do. I doubt any egocentric billionaire could afford one of those $1800 27-inch iMacs, much less seven of them. Good lord, such opulence!

You've already convinced the southern states we need to bomb Mexico, no need to involve China in all this. Lets pick fights we can win.

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Dear posting filter,

I really didn't want to type more for this comment. Good humor such as this is lost upon meaningless automatons such as you.