As the only owner of highly trained squirrels in the country I've had bad experiences working with Californian law enforcement and refuse to do business with them again.

They can try to get some squirrel worker visas from India or the Philippines, but the paperwork is absolutely atrocious and the squirrels only speak broken english. I wish them the best though.

Why yes I do. I doubt any egocentric billionaire could afford one of those $1800 27-inch iMacs, much less seven of them. Good lord, such opulence!

You've already convinced the southern states we need to bomb Mexico, no need to involve China in all this. Lets pick fights we can win.

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Dear posting filter,

I really didn't want to type more for this comment. Good humor such as this is lost upon meaningless automatons such as you.

Which is why we need this test, to see if we even understand if we understand what we think we understand... or to see if the universe is a car.

In other words, car metaphor joke goes *whoosh*

Can we just check to see if the virtual machine drivers are already installed in this universe?

I find that having a good understanding of computers and technology really helps when trying to understanding the universe. There's a lot of comparisons to be made and metaphors to facilitate understanding.

For instance, say the universe was was a car...

See computer. See computer behave like crazy needy woman. See computer run Johns life.

Run John, run.

Careful with the Naga, it's been my experience that a few games will detect it as a cheating device (for the macros or whatever it provides) and ban you. It's been a while since I've gamed with one, but if I remember correctly it was PunkBuster giving me grief.

...in fourth grade. I couldn't really use my right hand much due to the obtrusiveness of the cast, so I didn't.

Using only my left hand with either a standard or a turbo SNES controller I beat Super Metroid in about 9 hours (Yes that's somewhat of a long time, but it was my first playthrough)

I'm STILL proud of that today. I think you need to look at what areas you can simplify the use of the controller, and perhaps change up a few games if your arm isn't usable.

Call me when you're 18.

I admit I'm not familiar with the case and didn't read more than the summary, but even in an instance where someone breaks into someone else's network shouldn't it still be considered copyright infringement and not stealing when the original owner isn't being deprived of something?
Forgive my ignorance.

Almost a full four minutes later and I regret posting this. Or at least not wording it better.

It works for my libido.

...but can they really patent that?

While it may lack in variety, I often prefer to spend what little time I do have to play games in skirmish offline or against bots. I find that better than dealing with most of the bullshit online. Yeah I know your counterargument, if I spent more time finding good players or servers it isn't really a problem. I just don't want to. Bots don't go berserk or disconnect or lack (albeit often predictable once you've played a game enough) skills, or any of the other usual multiplayer complaints.

Posting a wikipedia link to a defunct company that had to declare bankruptcy isn't exactly the best way of saying "Us too!" when it comes to the viable Linux games market.

Unless you're trying to be sarcastic.