Bitching about how April fools this year is the WORST ever, and that it has jumped the shark has become a /. staple.

Though, I don't think anything (not even OMG Ponies!) could top Beta as a joke.

Seriously though people, who shat on your lawn this morning?

I'm not sure if it's just a semantics thing, but what's wrong with having a class called XManager that provides a set of safe functions to deal with a particular object or whatever it may be?

And rich people are more equal, obviously.

Only plutocratic viewpoints hold legal sway.

http://3dprint.com/49406/tetra...

That shows a new nano-scale 3d printer that can create intricate objects in the 400x400mm range versus the 3x3mm range of other nano-scale printers of the same resolution.

THAT is some potentially revolutionary shiz!

It's sites that link to sites that link to proxies all the way down!

You do realize that many people, including me, don't see this problem in the RED TEAM vs BLUE TEAM terms you lay out. Democrats and Republicans are two sides of the same ass-penny.

Whenever I hear people like you shout 'bbbut bbbut the democRATS did it first! They do it too! waaaa, blame them!!!'

Well buddy, I blame both. So kindly sit on a partisan pole.

I'll push and pull that glitoris all night long!

You joke, but I'd love it if they ported it to C#. Java sucks! For real. The only reason I have that shit on my computer now is for Minecraft.

I've found that the best way to watch a rocket launch is at the T-10sec mark to start The Final Countdown in another tab.

Instantly epic launch.

If she likes music and is geeky, introducing her to the world of analog (and analog styled) synthesizers would be a great combination of the two.

My thoughts on this can be reduced down to: "You gotta root for the home team. Go 46ers!"

Or they are producing news worthy material at a pace much quicker than most other companies...

Seriously, why would SpaceX give a shit about promotion on Slashdot? It's not like any of us schmucks will buy a rocket.

Is neutron leakage ruining your day?

Well, no more! Now with my patented genuine neutron pads neutron leakage will be a thing of the past!

We use only the purest boron from the banks of Rio Tinto to absorb your stray neutrons*.

*Neutrons from other universes are not covered by this product. If the neutron flux is higher than the OHSA limits, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.

Please do health insurance Google! Blue Cross sucks! They need the rug pulled out from under them.

If that means I submit my health info to the Big Datas...so be it. So long as it helps to drive healthcare costs down.

...I see what you did there!