.... and then change your sig from "I automatically downmod all posts which begin in the subject line and finish in the body?"

... didn't you just begin a sentence on the subject line and finish it in the body?

Positive comment? How about this. Who gives a shit. You don't like it, then fucking stop browsing; a handful of upset assholes posting comments on every fucking story isn't going to change the plans of a site with a daily readership likely in the hundreds of thousands. You fucking cocky fuck. Just shut the fuck up.

Something positive would be you whiney cunts leaving. Fuuuuuck you!

That's the most blatant form of Karma whoring I've ever seen; combine that with a 3 digit user ID and I am officially appalled.

You're assuming most of them have any left to sell. They were in their masters' pockets by the time before being nominated for a spot on the ballot.

Oh. They must clearly beyond money's sphere of influence!

YEAH I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT.

How do you just write off 6% of total green house gas emissions? It's the equivalent of 450 megatons of CO2... more than every one but the top 11 national CO2 producers. Let's negate ALL of Italy's CO2 production by closing a few leaks? Yeah. Not mind-boggling but stop trivializing it. It's a big fucking number.

All I asked for were sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads!

They are mutated sea bass.

Are they ill-tempered?

Very.

I never understood why California didn't exercise as much, if not more, power?

You're naive and, frankly, stupid if you were to actually believe that the politicians' power weren't to crumble without the banking elites' money. The politicians surely have the power; but luckily they're replaceable in 2 to 6 year cycles. They know who pulls their strings.

OK Dipshit. What happens when the Bitcoin Collapses In on Itself or Bitcoin Value Plummets due to People Waking the Fuck Up articles come out? I would like to read those. Not some asshole's response to another asshole's opinion from a few months ago.

Virtual Currencies are supposed to be harder to mine as more people take interest, right? Slashdot is doing it wrong. The supply vs. demand curve is fucked.

Keep the speculation bubble growing, am I right? Keep on pushing stories so we remember that right.this.very.second might be a very good time to invest in a few bitcoins, because hey, there's nowhere else they could go but up, right?

http://slashdot.org/index2.pl?fhfilter=bitcoin

Over the last few months, we've been averaging a little more than 1 Bitcoin story every 2 days. Please - please, stop accepting every submission that has the word Bitcoin in it. At this point, I'd almost like them to start covering the 2016 Presidential Election. Enough.

THANK YOU!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THAT STUPID LITTLE TOGGLE LEVER IS FOR.

PEOPLE TAILGATE ON ME AND I GO TAILGAIT WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. People tailgate on me and I go tailgait whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?