I can break a password of 'fjR8n' in less time than the GPU.

fjR8n

see?

Really intuitive too, I set my grandfather up with a unix command line and he was browsing the web with Lynx and authoring documents with Emacs in no time!

If the drug also made you grow facial hair, I would say that moustache rides would still be an option.

I wonder how long until this new service is inundated with camwhores and illegal sports or television feeds?

Makes you realize why there are so many designations and varying terms for the transfer of goods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incoterm#Summary_of_terms

If I order my container full o' crap from China on FOB terms, when it falls into the sea (or gets "lost") I take the hit.

But should I choose to have them send DDP, I bear no responsibility until the container is unloaded at my receiving port.

And sorry, I keep forgetting that I have to manually add in line breaks.

there is no scenario AT ALL in which this should be possible. You shoot, makes backups the same day. Edit the show on your own computers, hopefully backing up to a remote location daily, or more realistically, weekly. (Sneakernet, I'd assume.) When you're done editing your show, you want to have backups all over. Why the fuck did the ISP have control of the only copy of their show?

Really, does anyone get to where Bill Gates is right now without screwing a couple people in the process?

I doubt they actually lost 10 million users, probably just a few thousand 50-year-old men *pretending* to be 10 million teenage girls.

Anywhere but a hospital.

Delusions of grandeur is right.
"So what if I mess around with the HVAC controller in this hospital? I have SERIOUS HACKER BUSINESS to conduct!"

"accessible free of data charges in various overseas markets" Can anyone clarify for me how this works? Using a web app doesn't incur data fees?!

I can't believe that this is what the world has come to. "What time does the bank close?" "I don't know, you should tweet them to find out!" (http://www.banktwitter.com/banks/Bank-of-America)

A: Coming out to your parents.