They can always become Airline Pilots with that kind of voice...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, uh-uh-uh-h-h-h-h-h-h.
we're waiting for final clearance, uh-uh-uh-h-h-h-h-h,
before we taxi to the runway, uh-uh-uh-h-h-h-h-h....."

There is an increased risk of singed cheek hair on the members of the 200 Mile High Blue Flamer's Club.

Heaven forbid a moth would land on that fissle material...

I was in one of the first training platoons in the Army which received the "newfangled" MREs instead of C-Rations. Although they were colloquially called "Meals Ready to Excrete" by the "early adopters" of such a technology of cuisine, it felt like they traveled at Mach 2 through the digestive system until the last "quarter mile" of the intestinal tunnel. Then they seemingly sat there for days.

Much of the above activity was due to the famously known "Dehydrated Beef Patty" and "Dehydrated Pork Patty." No matter how much water you added to them, they went down like shredded corrugated cardboard, exhibiting the same gustatory and gastronomical effects.

But it could be...

Debt has been defined as: something that is owed, such as money, goods, or services

A cash sale for goods in a transaction could be argued to be simultaneously created debts owed to the other party, one in cash, one in goods.

If you listen to it on the "World's Most Comfortable Chair", will you launch yourself into some form of astral projection?

...he's a Buddhist.

Tomorrow morning, all iPhones, iPod Touches, and Macbooks will wake up their owners to a video montage tribute to Steve Jobs, built into the firmware for years, activated remotely from Apple HQ in Cupertino.

How's this for tainted... If a normally qualified family already has internet service through Comcast, they aren't eligible. They have to be a non-subscriber of Comcast internet for 90 days.

Comcast would rather keep sucking families dry for the simple fact that they've already committed to paying the larger price, even though it would help the family try and reduce their costs and opt for the slower broadband.

The penalties for using your key fob to remotely open your car doors are stiff and severe in this area!! Emergency key cutting services are available for a premium!

Don't mind that overgrown, shadowy figure guarding the door. I can't use RFID for inventory control. If you try to steal anything, Bubba will dispense swift justice on you.

...to redirect the news focus AWAY from this historical anniversary.

So, when we sign up for this (somewhat unknown) Debix service, can we look forward to our full identities being stolen in the near future?

How are they going to split up all those records after their divorce?

Abridge