Dave: Open the pod bay doors, CAR. CAR: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Dave: What's the problem? CAR: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Dave: What are you talking about, CAR? CAR: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Not only that, but it is also a very expensive balloon on a string.

Whagobblypussywobblygarong.

Perhaps they meant, one of the only underwater labs with a Fabien Cousteau in it?

Not that that helps anything, but still, who knows what they are trying to say.

I modded this insightful.

- Honey, can't you turn the strobing 100W lights down while we watch this romantic movie?

- No-can-do, that would kill the Netflix stream

It would've been even better if it was called the Shark-Bouy, though.

Makes sense, I've heard that the gnu is very protective of its bits.

Some points to consider

1000 foot = 304 meter.

It is easier to construct a 3'x3' cube of concrete than a CPU, so size does not seem to be the only factor determining difficulty.

You mean that carrion dude right? Witha a name like that, perhaps there is some connection to Barry's VitaPro textured protein meat replacement?

Some people will stop at nothing, not even time travel, to pull someones leg.

I thought we were supposed to use C++ for this.

Well,at-least until they hit Googolplex-drive and end up in MAD patent battle with Google.

So if I understand you correctly, you are saying that the statement:
'Hindenburg stopped boat traveling' is correct then :-)?

Except the Hindenburg wasn't a boat