In Soviet Russia, we respond with advertisement of useful products.

There are several reasons to this misunderstanding. When writing to, or speaking with, people in your native tongue, the last thing one things about is that the person on the other end might live on the other side of the globe. I had to mention it because the voice in my head that was reading the article sounded annoying. I think author of the article is aware that everyone might not get the reference, and is targeting US readers.

Ok, now you're making me curious so I'll watch this movie today. And no, I haven't seen any of the mentioned movies. Thnx!

I'm in my mid-twenties. And you seem to be implying that I'm young becuase I don't know every crappy reference to crappy popular culture stuff, right? Pops? Buller?

", right? RIM? Bueller?" What does that mean and why does he repeat it so often? I don't understand what the problem is, he is expecting a spoon to come flying towards his mouth.

I don't know, maybe they could ask you next time since you have such simple solutions.