Journal Journal: UID Themesong
v1.02
(...to the tune of "S.M.A.R.T. patrol/Mr. DNA" by Devo)
FUD Patrol / Mr. Karma Whore
He's been with the web, I'm tired of the surf-de-jour
He's been with the web, I just want to end this point-whoring tour
Afraid no one on Slashdot, understands it's a beta
I guess I'm just a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta
FUD Patrol, nowhere to go
Slashdot posters that monitor reality
Karma whores, we post around the clock