But you started it!

I was going to ask the same question, but read TFA and realised this isn't quite the same as "OpenSUSE Factory", it's more like a kind of "OpenSUSE Factory Stable".

I don't need to. You need to read the small-print, then you need to stop drinking the kool-aid. It's not the "fastest texting", it's the Guinness World Record for the fastest text message on a touchscreen phone.

I equalled the Swype record on my first try on my BlackBerry Bold despite the tricky latin words in the message you're supposed to type. By my 3rd or 4th try I was beating it by a huge margin... And again, I'm not going to pretend to be a particularly amazing typist, I'm just an average BlackBerry typist.

You're honestly kidding yourself. I don't pretend to be a particularly amazing typist, but I can still trivially beat the Swype "world record" on my BlackBerry keyboard. Swype is not crazy fast, it's just quite a lot faster than typing on glass.

Have KeePass or KeePassX type it, identically, for both of you?

Only for x=2 :-p
10-1 in base 10 is 9, for example.

never mind the fact that is was a windows exe hiding as a .scr hiding as a pdf.

[citation needed]

I wonder... what's the carbon footprint of sending someone up the chimney?

No, no, you misunderstand. This would destroy one's belief in the church. It was clearly a flying church, which is not a very easy thing to believe, therefore endangering one's belief in it ;-)

But... But... But... They gotta read you your rights, it's in the MOVIES, dammit, and ON TV, it MUST BE TRUE! ;-)

Do, or do not, there is no try.

That's not BitTorrent. You might be thinking of Gnutella or Napster or something.

Facebook and many others do at least offer you various RSS feeds. You could presumably subscribe to your own RSS feed and archive off most of it?

I had to do something similar for Canadian permanent residency, and I included several boy scouts units, several amateur radio clubs, cross country running teams, swim club, the EFF, Slashdot, and a bungy-jumping club. I did, indeed, have to continue on another sheet... And for some reason they still let me into the country :-D