You can't let them in here. They'll see everything. They'll see the big board.

It's all the cars that are dangerous

The guys who wrote the software at my previous job were masters of it. I don't know all their secrets, but some of their finest work included: single character named global variables that were reused indiscriminately, code in stored in a database that was then evaluated inline that did things like changing variable values and declaring functions and other fun stuff, 500+ line functions that tried to do a little of everything, and liberal use of copy and paste.

by using the search term "l33t".

If your foot is falling of the giant brake pedal and you are creeping into the intersection at idle and you can't do anything about it in the 5-10 seconds it takes to move forward enough to cause a dangerous situation, you don't need to have a driver license.

You aren't thinking enough like a conspiracy theorist. These are either a carefully crafted code to their Illuminati brothers or the colonels have been removed from the earth and alien doppelgangers have been put in their place.

See, it's all very obvious when you think it through.

Nope. The jokes stop when fools quit falling for high-end cables. You have the right to throw away money on platinum cables with insulation made from unicorn horn that have been bathed in the tears of angels to break them in and I have the right to laugh at you.

Look out, you're taunting soon to be angry teamsters. That's not a good recipe for continued health.

What the heck!? When did Myspace get into the auto leasing business?

You're not foolish enough to think she acted alone, are you?

This is not limited politicians. This statement pretty much describes all of human history up to and including this reply.

Stick with what works I always say.

But this sampling rate goes to 11

I'm founding Kickstopper.

Sorry that the laws aren't convenient with your current situation. Please continue to drive under the influence. And, if you don't have a car, feel free to steal a car because of our oversight to provide you public transportation or an inexpensive cab.