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Comment Re:Why? (Score 4, Funny) 279

Don't you know? Terrorists are super smart completely invincible secret agents that can escape any jail and break into any nuclear fuel processing facility in the world and take whatever they want and they can't be stopped by anything known to man. Therefore we can't recycle it otherwise we're putting America's children, or something...at risk. Also because Jesus.

Comment Re:Prima facie evidence? (Score 1) 519

This is a civil case, where most of the time the defendant is assumed guilty and needs to prove themselves innocent. I can file a civil lawsuit saying "Harold Halloway stole my car, burned down my house, and raped my dog and I want $1,000,000,000 from him in restitution", and it is up to you to prove that you didn't do any of those things.

Comment Microsoft Backing Database Projects (Score 1) 194

Step 1: Structured query databases exist for four decades, show they are perfectly capable of scaling, load balancing, and anything else you want them to do.

Step 2: Microsoft writes a structured query database, it can hardly do any of these.

Step 3: "Rararara structured query sucks lets support some half-baked DB idea and as soon as there is a breakthrough buy it up."

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit!

Comment Had a choice between ISS and particle accelerator (Score 1) 572

Glad to see our money was put to such good use as a permanent base for scientific research for many generations to come, and totally was not a big fat trough of pork for contractors to chow down on. Then again, with costs that ballooned from $4 billion to $12 billion due to contractor greed from poor management and oversight, I guess the other choice was the same exact thing. ( For anyone who doesn't have a damn clue what I am talking about)

Moral of the story: You just can't do science in the United States anymore, because knowledge for the better of humankind simply isn't profitable.

Comment Re:It's not money, or teachers unions, or parents (Score 1) 496

I'll agree with this. I remember being in high school and having a math teacher that was bad. I mean really bad, to the point where there were endless complaints pouring in to the school about how ineffective of a teacher this man was. The school responded by making him an assistant principal.

I also remember a member of the school board who threw a whole lot of money into the election and got himself elected just solely so he could defund a project to construct light towers for the school's football field, because he was afraid that the potential for light pollution would cause the value of his property to drop.

Comment Re:Diaspora... where are you? (Score 4, Insightful) 165

Can we stop with the Diaspora nonsense already? It was vaporware pure and simple, and a bunch of really dumb investors got trolled out of a couple hundred thousand dollars. It wasn't even that nice, you needed a fuckton of gem dependencies just to get it to kinda sorta function, and it won't even run on Apache.

It'll come out on the same day that Microsoft finally releases a good version of Microsoft Bob.

Comment Re:It's infrastructure (Score 1) 381

It's all about bandwidth and latency. Roads don't need to worry about it, they're piles of asphalt flattened to the dirt, the bandwidth and latency come from how much stuff you can put in your car and how fast you can drive over it. Same goes for mail and parcels.

Electricity doesn't care about latency by the nature of how it works. It doesn't have to go from generating point all the way to consumer due to the nature of alternating current, so it arrives at precisely 60 Hz every single time.

POTS doesn't really need much bandwidth to run, it only needs about 3 KHz to function perfectly.

Now you want to send broadband data service out to the sticks, which requires exponentially higer bandwidths to transmit data correctly. This is where the real challenge lies, since you just simply can't send that thick of a data transit medium that far without incurring phenomenial expenses to keep the signal in good condition. To put it into perspective, the 3 KHz of POTS bandwidth frequencies that are truly reliable over long distances is good enough to modulate and send ~6 kilobytes of data per second, hence the common modem transit speed 56Kbps. (The additional 20 KHz used for DSL service distorts and fades and becomes unreliable after relatively short distances, if anyone who has ever lived far from the DSL office knows all too well)

Comment Wait a minute, what the hell? (Score 1) 305

So, they want to shut down the PSTN in favor of cellular service?

What the FUCK do these dimwit politicians think is the mechanism that actually transmits their cellular call after it leaves the NSS? Magic and unicorn farts?? Or are they just in bed with the broadband/cable television companies who want to see even more critical consumer data pushed across their cheap last mile infrastructure so they can append it to people's data caps?

"Oh, you're being robbed and need to call out to 911? Sorry, but you have exceeded your monthly data cap and can't do that."

Comment The Big Three Social Networks (Score 1) 23

The big three social networks are quickly getting themselves into a war over control of personal information. One can only hope that once the dust clears from the social network wars we are quickly barrelling towards that there will have been no survivors. I really hope we will look back upon this period of internet history afterwards and say to ourselves "Well, turns out you can't trust advertising companies with personal data...what the hell were we thinking?"

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