Well it worked for the inquisitors in the dark ages, and this is a witch hunt right...
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I actually wonder why game developers bother when most computers can't run games at there full resolution anyway. Most mere mortals put up with crappy graphics so we can enjoy skip free game play. It usually take me two computer upgrades to be able to run an old game at its full resolution. Game play has always been the priority.
Hmmm, I wonder if there are any space probes nearby, lets spend a trillion dollars to find the bug only to discover its one of ours we seeded there. Oh dear the technician had oral thrush.
What you are seeking is still in the realms of science fiction, and would probably cost a bomb as well. Good luck with your search, please let us all know if you find this digital nirvana.
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