I'm fairly sure Berwick wants to move back with us.

We used to have Carlisle too. It's not in the Doomsday book because it wasn't in England at the time.

We have lots of space, you're welcome to move here.

Just watch out for the midgies.

Well hopeful not after the referendum.

The riots are only in England, Cameron can leave the rest of us alone.

The Scottish Government doesn't agree.

http://www.scotland.gov.uk/News/Releases/2011/05/31082406

Westminster aims to recover the power to build nuclear stations in Scotland with the passing of the Scotland bill/Calman commission. We export electricity to England as it is so perhaps the next generation of nuclear stations will be so safe they can be built in Battersea where it's needed.

I suspect most people aren't that bothered by picture quality.

DVDs are handier than tapes, you don't need to rewind.

We moved from a '70s to a brand new house two years ago.

My Elgato stopped working, the BT Homehub signal doesn't make it to the garden (the Apple TImeCapsule does) and my phone battery doesn't last as long as before.

Other people moved into the street and said they wouldn't bother getting a land line so we see them standing in the front garden to make phone calls.

Heating bills are lower.

I don't know about other people having sex in space but I'm sure that Captain Kirk KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!

You can build a whole house with Lego if you want to.

http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/james-may-lego

Yes, it's like coppery.

Monty Python,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruces_sketch

And Pixar called one of their Australian sharks Bruce in "Finding Nemo".

I thought it was an "I Got Yew" tree.

Flips are harder to use when you're on a bike. Ordinary ones I just have to pull out of my pocket and push the green button which I can do with one hand.

Aluminium magnets? Are they transparent?

This League of Gentlemen film?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052997/

It's great and very much ahead of its time in the way it took the micky out of the English establishment and in its presentation of gay issues.