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Comment Re:Nothing to see here (Score 3, Funny) 137

Are Americans so obese that they can't live without cutting their bacon intake in half?

I just came back from the store where I purchased the largest chest freezer that they have. I intend to stockpile a month's worth of bacon for myself until the crisis recedes. My wife indicated that perhaps I should have also purchased a freezer for her.

Is she planning to freeze herself until the crisis is over?

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