Apple will release the iTaser next week.

What about Lizard Spock??

You're of course referring to the this shaking.

Wonder if the judge(s) at the ITC got a free iPhone?

if the proceeds went to the DemoCRAPic party instead...

According to GlobalSign (one of the largest CA's), they stopped issuing 1024bit keys back in 2010... The lowest encryption they (and most CA's) use now is 2048bits. https://www.globalsign.com/support/faq/sslfaq.php All orders placed from November 29th 2010 will only be accepted with a CSR key length of 2048 bits or higher. This is to fully comply with the National Institute of Standards and Technology Recommendations (NIST) and the mandatory requirements by Microsoft's Root Certificate Program to issue Certificates from a minimum of 2048 bits by January 1, 2011. Maybe it's related to the Y1969 bug :)

That looks like my backyard.

Yeah, but what if the guys name isn't Dave?

Guess they didn't learn anything from SCO?

the first thing to go is the memory. I forget what the 2nd thing is.

will be back!

A fucking piece of paper and a pencil is superior to Vista.

Not yet DEAD Jim!

Will it fit inside a Delorean?

Err. it's still a waste of time and money to buy Windows now...