i think you are looking for "castrated" not castigated, i prefer castigation to castration. i mean getting cutdown is better than being cutoff!

and sandboxes, and no script, and external firewall devices, and backup drive images from previous weeks

Operation: the battlefield version, on the other hand, the actor getting a shock from the buzzer might be a draw back

well now you can really play doctor, with really fake dying people. on the more serious side, the thing looks awesome

(diabetic-support group) (man walks out) (man turns corner) (man enters door) (post testicular loss support group) (BRAND NEW LOCATION)..... speaking as a man, as men do, “this is not an appealing idea”

space has no atmosphere, thus infinitesimal resistance, infinitesimal drag, only problem is that you cannot use them to go towards the sun, unfortunatly

why do it at all when someone else will problably do it anyway. well thats how most of my co-workers think anyway

might want to get yourself some NO TOUCHY signs too, or a lock on the door, cause i can assure you that someone is going to walk-in and start touching stuff, and then (insert mysterious blue smoke joke here)

Penguin 1: what’s all that black shit? Penguin 2: I honestly don’t have a fucken clue Wildlife observer 1: did some oil company just make another huge fuckup Wildlife Observer 2: time to pack the gear and head home before the penguins get pissed

or get some solar panels ?? i know ive got some, and a battery bank, and i dont live in America, land of the fat and home of the rich pricks, i live in Australia , land of the 200km to the next brewery and home of the "fuck me is hot get me another beer"

so if we get millions of hornets and put them in a giant solar array, we get power out of them ?? do we have to jack their little hornet brain into a computer to see if we can pull a few more watts of out of them.

all of you have just ruined a perfectly good joke about back to the future. well done. (applause)

i thought their was an app for boobs?

it would appear that china is starting to flex a little more of that intimidating political Muscle it has, just to see who would fall in line with said flexing, when you are a nation close to a nation like china you can hardly argue if you want to keep trading with that nation. and avoid being invaded by a large military force that makes even the American military stop and say "hang on these guys have got some big guns", last time i checked china isn’t exactly a forgiving kind of nation.

damn family, burnin' trees to keep 'em selves warm 'nd polluten the atmosphere, 'n killin' trees, 'n ..... stuff