The same hype that graphene is made of...

That's the solution....

Then after two years of having your own modem, you start getting charged $8 a month for modem lease. I call them, they tell me that I have to PROVE to them that I am not using their modem (even though they do not use Zoom modems, and they acknowledge that), and they have no indication that they ever sent me one.

It took many months to straighten that mess out.

Google fibre, please come to my town...

I do PDF processing using a server class rack mount machine. Damn, if I could have known that I could have used a cheap off-the-shelf router to do this, I could have had a raise..

They care because they are content owners/producers now (NBC).

Damn, I just saw the earlier Lucy reference. Too slow. Must not be using my brain power.

He can teleport the ball into the goal?

I guess it is time to switch to the Netflix DVD option, or join Redbox.

Even if you have old tech generator, you will have darkness.
Do people realize that the technology gap is trying to make the simple more complex by putting a micro in everything from toothbrushes to toasters? Ooops, already there.

Wouldn't it be more efficient to use low voltage lighting to begin with?

I believe that most of my past employers would still do a drug test.

So I guess I am lacking in my potential, DAMN!

Second start-up, the issue is that the other hats you have to wear constantly code-block.

Coding is like constantly solving puzzles, that is why after playing suduko, I was more interested in writing a solver than doing the puzzles.

As far as the "nerd and sex" correlation goes: Marry a nerd (she hides it well). 30+ years seems to be doing just fine

I rarely watch live TV anymore, as a matter of fact I cannot tell you what night anything is on since my affair with my DVR began...

If only I would RTFP I would have seen a similar, earlier post...

I will go back to minding my own business...

How did the senior developer learn of the pay disparity?

I have discovered that people can be perfectly happy when they get paid what they think they deserve, and as far as what others make, NOYDB (None Of Your Damn Business). I grew up in an environment where people got fired for discussing pay (just to avoid situations like this).

I can do stuff to it. And it actually works as a phone.

Who'd have thought it was possible?

"Genital Recognition Algorithm blocking the offending members "

Just sayin'