That is an insult to Pond Scum everywhere.

SD

Who says they need to replace existing memories? Booting up 5 years of flight school after one operation seems like an obvious use of this technology. Downloading a full Chinese or Korean vocabulary would be handy as well. Even if training the muscles took time, having the data local would sure expedite the process. Think of all the roles, military and otherwise that require memorization of facts/processes and the applications of this tech become had to imagine.

SD

Computer: Last time you were on, you watched a video. In that video a _____ was having sex with a ____. Respond?

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Those that are literate enough to figure out what the tea party actually means might understand the science. The rest joined the "Don't Let O-bama Take our Gunz" party and have no interest in science beyond muzzle velocity and jacket composition.

SD

Perhaps in the dystopian "demolition man" future we will consider surrendering our manhood at the car door, I expect that a Sylvester Stallone style anti-hero will save humanity from that fate however.

SD.

At least I have never run out of space for my important documents...

http://www.cracktwo.com/2011/04/chinese-fake-hard-drive.html

SD

Do I get my money back? It was not me downloading all that stuff. Seriously...

I love my Galaxy Note. It is an awesome Phonelet. Unlocked international with ICS. Add a headset (it does look a little odd when you talk into it) and you are gold.

SD

There are some eastern european 'gentlemen' that will pay top dollar for quality information. Just extract the names and social security numbers, you can keep the drive.

SD

I keep all the good data locked in the foamy grey stuff. I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head. Good luck decrypting that mess.

StinkyDog

Close, in my new paper I out the real cause, Prehistoric Intelligent Interplanetary Sand Kracken. How could it be anything else?

SD

Magnetized steel beams are not the likely culprit. How did it make it this far with such a lousy summary? This reads as a grounding issue. The symptoms fit perfectly. The steel beams are connected to earth at one potential and the grounding rod / waterline bond is at another. Somewhere in the house, connections are bridged so current is flowing from one ground path to the other on a high resistance link. The fix is to bond the building steel to the common earth that the electrical panel is utilizing with a hefty piece of copper wire. Drain the imbalance and modern electrical equipment starts working correctly.

SD

Place an email on the account the laptop is checking:

The RAM/Bike/Boat you sold me is working perfectly, but I have misplaced your address. Please let me know where to send the $300 cash.

Once you have an address, you have something to talk to the police about.

SD

I generally provide the following for sites I kind of trust:

Bill.Gates@microsoft.com
William Gates
1060 West Addison
Chicago, IL 60613-4397

I leave UCE@ftc.gov if I think I am going to get spammed.