I don't buy your story. By my extensive study of the anecdocti, Senior Citizen Braking Syndrome is almost always terminated by the nearest farmers market. Look it up, it's on teh intarwebs.

United States v. $124,700 in U.S. Currency

"If you can't prove the crime, don't confiscate a dime."
-- some blatant pinko commie, probably Thomas Jefferson

You just made 37 Juggalos' heads asplode.
Good work!

That Doctor Who reboot isn't scientific fiction. It's pure fantasy and Americanized Michael Bay actionexplosions(tm) . That "Doctor" deals with every problem by waving his magic wand like Harry Potter and yelling "RUN!".

"fecal transplant" is a concept I could have quite happily gone to my grave without learning. Thank you Dr. Gregory House.

The design spec specifically stated "cities on flame with rock and roll" not "birdies aflame from old Sol".

I think you've put your finger on an underserved market - clandestine growbots that can be sent out to tend your crop in national forests while maintaining plausible denialblitiy.
Anti-aircraft-drone drones. Drive-by killbots for defending your territory. And pusherbots. And if you expand into related industries, pimpbots.

Like Syndicate LARP. With robots.
You know, for the kids.

Your list was redundant, I fixed it for you.

You want $15 an hour?!! FUCK YOU is what you get!

hell, just socket your flash & ram. Be sure to slap as penguin sticker on the box.

The NSA/Pentagon/CIA always wants all sorts of bullshit scifi Star Trek shit.
Doesn't necessarily mean it's feasible.

It's easy to squander Other People's Money.

Did somebody say android helmet?

Why not both?