This has to be the best addition to the IKEA catalog yet! Grab my tape measure, allen key and let's go shopping!
For everyone not in the UK.
Our research and science in Australia will climb the rankings by default, making us look good, increasing investment and licensing opportunities. We'll be able to keep hiring local talent, as well as recruit from soon to be unemployed talent in the UK, at discount rates! Sure, we may have to be China's butt-buddy, but at least we won't be dumb, poor and stupid.
Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head....
until they fix twitter.
EVERYONE! Grab a shovel.. dig a hole in the sand and instruct the person next to you to put their head in the hole, now bury their heads in the sand. Everyone do the same! Wait... one person will have to be left behind.
This is a well orchestrated attack by twitter to highlight the need to move to their own in-house url shortener t.co instead of all those other pesky untrustworthy other url shorteners. However, on a funny note it's amazing how people will, nay, must click things, especially since it's been shortened into something meaningless. No way those links could be suspect, someone tweeted that... to me! it's ok, i'll just move my mouse over here... and exert some pressure on the left mouse button... oh cr*p what have i done? LOLCATS!
Keep the fear alive!
Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.