Great, so now all we have to do is convince the FCC that everyone in America is a child so that we don't get tracked!

If ereader users are the hardcore traditionalists now, what do you call those of us who still like to read on paper?

Well obviously (to the gun lobby) if those 27 kids all had guns they could have defended themselves.

And their rights.

Since we're talking about fantasy animals, is Dr. Melba S. Ketchum related to a certain Ash?

Even scientists still need captions sometimes. Generally the audience for a paper is slightly wider than the set of people intimately familiar with your particular experimental techniques, and formatting and display conventions do vary between different people and different labs. That said, I know nothing of this field so maybe this set-up is standard enough that anyone professionally interested in it does recognize it on sight.

Maybe they just need to hire more cute flight attendants!

The summary isn't detailed enough to bring this up, but TFA tries to equate supersymmetry with dark matter, which is emphatically wrong. The existence of dark matter is strongly supported by astronomical evidence including galaxy rotation velocities and observations of gravitational lensing, regardless of the nature of the particles that make it up. Even if this result provides evidence against supersymmetry (which doesn't seem to be the conclusion of other articles I've read, although I'm not really qualified to say), it tells us absolutely nothing about dark matter.

Yes she just moved to a new home, but Enterprise has been a museum piece for over 25 years.

It's been longer than 10 years. Have you already forgotten Bush v. Gore?

Slow down, some people are into that!

Everyone else seems to trust that the wisdom of crowds will correct things, so I figure I might as well too.

If I point out that I liked the site better in past years, am I a pedophile in this metaphor?

If it's not patent-protected, will anyone take the financial risk to produce it in large quantities?

I wouldn'r bet against Musk on feasability, true, but his timing estimates have always been suspect. There's a joke that you should add a factor of 2 (at least) to the wait time for any SpaceX launch date.