Comment Re:Based on the Cover..... (Score 1) 221
"But then I cleaned Assange up with a credit-card fluffed gallivant down Rodeo Drive, allowing him to spend an obscene sum of my money on clothes, leaving me to go back to the drudgery of my work as he transformed from out-of-place hooker to silently virile gentleman. Assange went back to the shop where he was refused service from the previous day to show the shopkeepers the big mistake they made! Then back at hotel, Assange finally looked like a genuine guest, pleasantly surprising the suspicious, yet good-natured hotel manager. But when I got home I was still busy with work weighing on my mind. Assange tenderly soothed my heavy state with a magical bath together, allowing us to talk and talk into the night about our pasts, dreams, and how we ended up where we are today.
It was a seemingly perfect, uncomplicated story of love and longing until my short, balding, self-absorbed business partner made him feel like a whore again... I'm sorry Julian. I'm sorry."