Once I found "for a good time, check 127.0.0.1". Dang, the amount of porn I found on that server! And the speeds!

Who are they going to sue once it turns out that it is happening anyway?
Everybody with a SUV? Every coal power plant?

To make the most silly hat ever.

The moon is hollow. It's where the director for the TV show "Earth" lives.

*Warning: Dollhouse spoilers ahead*

Meh, if they can replace all memory then the first step will be better hookers. Why settle for a hooker that knows she only pretends to love you when you can order one who doesn't know it's only pretend?
Next step will be programmable assasins.
Third step will be a programmed president. Why bribe the current one when you can replace him with one you own?
Fourth step will be a bigger problem, but it'll take the a while to figure out how to program people over the phone without active architecture.

Nope, it's a targeting laser. We are being painted. The rock will only move at 0.999 C but will be 5 km in diameter.

If it was installed before you got it you can usually only force it to stop, uninstall updates and turn it off. That is as close as you can get to uninstalling any apps that came with your phone.
Unless you install a different ROM. Then it's unlikely to be included.

Of course. "It" being our enemies.

Have you tried?
If a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VII can tow a caravan (S2E6) then why wouldn't a Bugatty be able to be fitted with a hitch?
Okay, it won't reach 400 km/h while dragging a boat. It would surprise me if it reached 250 km/h with what once was a boat.

"Few" in this instance includes pacemakers.

OK, so they fixed it after I went for better pastures.
I would like to withdraw my previous post. Just pretend it isn't there or something

Forgive me, I am not experienced at this.

Why can't a filter between the internal network and the big bad internet strip out certain file types? Say: XLS, XLSX and XLTM?
Or why can't there be a warning: "You are about to send a spreadsheet outside GS. Spreadsheets can contain sensitive information. Are you sure the file is scrubbed clean of that sort of information?"
And be damn sure the employee knows what'll happen if they click "Yes, send" while they should have clicked "no, cancel".
They get fired. From a cannon. Into the sun.

Do you know the procedure for deleting an autocomplete contact in Outlook after you have send them 1 erroneous email?
Delete the entire autocomplete list.

It sure as hell wouldn't be depressed.

When I got a plasma it started to bug me that movie makers do not use black. Never noticed that with a CRT.