Never say never when talking about computers. "Never" means 10-20 years top.

Your first reply to a +5 funny : "Terrible methodology. If you ask someone who pays for sex they'll say "I never paid to have sex with her, I only paid her to leave". " Your second reply to a +5 funny : "I know you're going for funny, but it's worth pointing out your logic is flawed." Can you spell sarcasm? If not, try irony.

There should still be some kind of way to reboot the device in minimal working condition if the need arise.

Your post was *meow*.

Integrity? Morality?

"God bless America"

"Are we back to feudalism?" I think you misunderstood the term feudalism. That's the period where knights fought for their kingdoms and princess got stuck in towers. Not the period where offshore oil platform exploded killing eleven people. The more you know...

What if I don't want microsoft to make money?

"Fable and Gears of War are crap, just admit it" Actually, I quite liked both games, you insensitive clod!

"I travel forward in a linear manner to kill my father in the past." Killing your grandfather might be acceptable, but killing your father? That's downright nasty.

Yes, this system is called evolution. We ain't nothing but mammals.

Wrong. The best they can hope is catch those who distribute the image, or more likely, those who download it. They never catch the ones truly responsible, which makes the whole process useless.

Then Nokia Jizzed. That's it folks

You're clearly addicted to achievement

What if your daughter don't want to be a geek and become (Oh the horror!) a jock? You'd be embarassed to show her to your geeky friends and they'd make fun of you!