You have a bear with you? Run!!!! Who are these Pokeymen you speak of? Perhaps they can help you fend off the bear.

I have a suggestion: please post your trolling nonsense as just another troll and stop reminding everyone that you are Greek. All you are doing is bringing both trolls and Greeks into disrepute which I hope you will agree is a disservice to everyone. Now, I should have more sense than to feed you, you Greek troll. Disclaimer: I have no bias against either trolls or Greeks. I do have a bias against assholes.

jeez, lay off the friggin' retsina and ouzo you douchebag.

I'm sure he will be back to tell us all about it. Jeez, this guy and Bennett. How low does it get?

It is not humour when it is not funny. Stop trying so hard and get the fuck over where the fuck you are from. This is called asking you to fuck off again and stop hogging threads with your egotistical Greece, Greece, Greece, me, me, me, me posts.

Because the submitters like to be sensationalist and the editors are not really editors and haven't a clue about anything. Next. Obligatory: New here?

If those numbers are correct it is really an endorsement of Apple and their strategies. They sell things people want to buy. How dare they?!! Advertising is pure filth and the lowest rung on the business ladder. Google, Facebook and their ilk are parasites. Apple seems to stand a little above the mire.

certainly not a 'teenie' - unfortunate choice of words from a paranoid fool.

I had been waiting so long for another thrilling 3D printing story. Woo hoo!

Has it really come to this? Really. Fuck. Theodp go fuck yourself.

obscurity. So few people use them, who could be bothered?

Well at least it is Friday, so the timing is right.

Please fuck the fuck off you stupid, bigotted twat. I love Greece. It should be ashamed to have you as one of its progeny.

You're making those product names up, aren't you? I have a Furfone and a Jello tablet.

This is an old, old, old story. Consign to dustbin. Does anybody remember anything on /.? Apparently not.